Little Shit started swim lessons this week - 2 mornings per week. I
wasn't able to go today since I had a conflict with work meetings so
Nana took her. Apparently Little Shit was beside herself upset when the
instructor was aggressive with her and pulled her into the water. I got a
text message play-by-play from Nana who watched from the "parent's
room." Once the lesson ended and they were in the car, Nana asked Little
Shit how she liked swim lessons. Little Shit replied that she hated it.
When Nana asked her why she hated it Little Shit replied, "That crazy
bitch pulled me under water and scared the crap out of me, Nana."
According to Nana that response startled her and made her jump a curb in
her Cadillac. Trying to not flip out over Little Shit's language, Nana
asked her why she would say such a thing. Little Shit promptly replied
with, "that's what mommy would have said about that crazy bitch!"
....I'm in time out this evening.
Being a bitch is more than reacting to a situation. It is taking charge and laying it out there, honestly and bluntly. OWN it. LIVE it. After all, being a "bitch" is a lifestyle. www.bitchisalifestyle.com
hahahahaha I want a timeout. Sounds relaixing.
ReplyDeleteI just saw this post on Blogger dashboard today, too funny!
In our family MY MOTHER was the one always dropping F bombs, and most of us turned out okay, so I wouldn't worry too much.
I look at it as building their vocabulary ;)
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