Two Bored Housewives have honored me with the Very Inspiring Blogger Award. I knew my blog was pretty damn awesome, but it always feels good to be validated by someone else – or in this case, two bored, wine drinking housewives named Mandy and Annoula.
And now I have to play by the rules in order to keep the award going. Since I don't always play by the rules, I'll post them below to be sure I follow them. The rules are:
- Display award logo on blog
- Link back to the person who gave you the award
- State 7 things about yourself
- Nominate 15 other bloggers for this award and link back to them
- Leave a comment on each of the blog's letting them know they have been nominated
7 things about the Bitch of the Lifestyle
I'm very outgoing and friendly so I have many friends, but I don't let many people actually get close to me. That honor is reserved for the select few that have proven their worthiness, and to those I am loyal and would do anything for them.
I'm addicted to Coach purses, wallets and sunglasses. So addicted that I've worked out a system of "Coach Bucks" with my husband, Dickhead. Each blowjob earns credit for my Coach shopping sprees.
Daniel Craig is my celebrity crush.
I pick my nose, but not in public. It grosses out my oldest daughter, and that gives me great enjoyment.
I grew up in an abusive household and am a huge advocate for ending domestic violence. Also, because of my upbringing I don't like bullies. Being a Bitch is not the same as being a bully, and I hate when people get the two confused. When I see someone getting bullied, I tend to step in.
Dickhead and I love to travel to warm, tropical beach climates, but we don't like the usual touristy spots. We travel as often as possible, sometimes with the little shits and sometimes without.
I have a Chihuahua, but Pugs are my obsession. They're just so damn ugly that they're cute. How can you not love them?!
My blogger nominees...
Some of these wonderful bloggers are straight out funny, some are offensively funny and some are just sweet. But they are all awesome bloggers.